Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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