Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
