Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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