The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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