i permit you to call me
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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