And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I fill condoms, not promises.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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