Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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