Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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