So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Are we still banned from the library?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize