I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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