It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
