I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
