So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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