I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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