i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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