No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
do herpes really smell.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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