office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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