i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize