I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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