I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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