I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Houston, we have a squirter
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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