69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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