Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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