I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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