Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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