Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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