Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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