check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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