i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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