I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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