I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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