They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
It's never too late to be topless.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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