walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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