so explain again why im purple
no
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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