So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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