Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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