Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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