the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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