found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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