How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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