Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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