I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
nutella sex= disaster
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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