No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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