Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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