She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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