high people should be assigned attendants
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
