I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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