your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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