we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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