well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
