so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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