I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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