Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?