Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food