Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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