Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
