I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
high people should be assigned attendants
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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