I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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