I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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