sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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